Dear police and cousin: Stop picking on my uncle. He's a good guy and he certainly didn't do what you are accusing him of. He might have mental problems, but that doesn't mean he's a disgusting pervert. Besides, if he was, I would have known ten years ago. He would never do that. Stop making him depressed. Stop making Grandma cry. Let him go.


It used to be that family was the stable part of my life.